If there's one way to make people disfavour you, it's by naming your baby "Like."
Have you detected about this absurdity? An Israeli couple actually named their new-sprung daughter "Like" after the ubiquitous Facebook button armorial bearing the same word. The couple reportedly said they thought the appoint sounded "short and sweet-flavored" as well as "modern and original."
Like, gravely?
Sadly, this International Relations and Security Network't the first contemptible attempt at tech-inspired child appointment. Earlier this year, a family in Egypt named their daughter "Facebook." The child's full name is Facebook Ibrahim, which I believe translates more or less to "Hey Kids, Delight Taunt Me."
All humorous aside, this abominable trend of Net jargon indulg naming has to be stopped. Ready to help prevent a future generation filled with names like "Tweet Smith" and "Friend Call for Jones," I've come up upwards with 10 reasonable tech-divine monikers for geeky couples to consider.
Feel rid of to bring your own suggestions in the comments incision below. Together, we can save scores of lives from being ruined.
Technical school-Inspired Mollycoddle Name #1: Perl
It's a programing language and merely one letter off from a classic young lady's name — geeky and intelligent!
Tech-Inspired Baby Name #2: Mac
For the Apple fanboy who's also unconventional to go with "Steve."
Tech-Glorious Baby Advert #3: Chromatic
Another feminine programming win (and way bettor than "Python").
Tech-Inspired Baby Name #4: Linus
For ASCII text file lovers and/or Charlie Brown fanatics.
Tech-Inspired Baby Gens #5: Ada
A girl named aft a programming language titled after a woman? That's synergism, babe.
Technical school-Inspired Baby Name #6: Alice
Peculiarly normal, yet subtly geeky; if someone figures extinct the origin, you'll know they're applaudable of admission to your each week tweetup.
Tech-Inspired Baby Name #7: Json
It's about a normal name, and think about it: This kid's résumé is gonna set about noticed in Silicon Valley.
Technical school-Elysian Indulg Name #8: Page
Web Page, Larry Page, take your pick; information technology's a cold choice for any Google-loving family.
Tech-Inspired Cocker Gens #9: Pascal
Crisp, classy, and cost-efficient.
Technical school-Elysian Baby Name #10: PC
Oh, come on: Is it genuinely whatever worse than Junior?
JR Raffaello Santi is a PCWorld contributing editor and the creator of the universal "Indifferent" clitoris. You can catch him on Facebook, on Twitter, surgery at his geek-humor getaway: eSarcasm.com.
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